when someone tries taking food from your plate
It certainly is.
Journalist 1: There’s cookies over here!
Journalist 2: It’s an age of wonders.
The WaPo Tumblr is like your sad uncle who thinks he’s cool & hilarious.
But we keep cruiiiiisssinggg, can’t stop won’t stop mooooving
If work-life balance is important to you, you may want to avoid some of these careers.
According to this, an elementary school teacher is a good job for balance because:
“Elementary school teachers have the rewarding opportunity of educating the future of our country while also working flexible hours. They have summers off and they don’t typically work more than eight hour days,” says Himmel.
Insert eye roll gif here.
He showed the words ‘chocolate cake’ to a group of Americans and recorded their word associations. “Guilt” was the top response. If that strikes you as unexceptional, consider the response of French eaters to the same prompt: ‘celebration.’
*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*
so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
I’m gonna die. I’m literally choking.
This. Cannot. Be. Real.